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hotcaretaker:

Rainbow In the Dark - Das Racist




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zeppelinlaughed:

Starship



sociolab:

If you’re a social scientist please remember the statement, “the exception to the rule does not invalidate the rule.”  Then repeat it anytime someone wants to argue statistics with their personal experience.  Your friend’s parents are still married, but that doesn’t change divorce statistics. 




thedailywhat:

Game of Thrones Parody of the Day: Presenting the trailer for “an epic new series about the only land stranger than Game of Thrones: America.”

[collegehumor]



We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infinitesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future. We have no present. Our consciousness is almost completely preoccupied with memory and expectation. We do not realize that there never was, is, nor will be any other experience than present experience. We are therefore out of touch with reality. We confuse the world as talked about, described, and measured with the world which actually is. We are sick with a fascination for the useful tools of names and numbers, of symbols, signs, conceptions and ideas.
Alan Watts (via sageandrosemary)

(Source: zenwisdom)



Anonymous asked:
do you have a girlfriend?

No.












thegreatestguyintheworld:

Tyrion slapping Joffrey to Achilles’ Last Stand.



Anonymous asked:
I want to husband you because yo da man.






Anonymous asked:
I want to fucking wife you. No hetero.

“wife”

False. I am an independent woman who don’t need no man.